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Merry Christmas

Published: 22 Dec 2016  |  Author: IACCM Español

Merry Christmas from IACCM

IACCM Southern Europe and South & Central America is organizing a series of webinars in Spanish in 2017, focused on the “SIMPLIFICATION OF CONTRACTS”.

 

As a pilot experience, I wanted to share with you the following Christmas greetings “from one legal guy to another” J In fact, this is an example of what should not happen, using plain language and creating contractual documents easy to interpret and apply.

 

From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee").

 

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

 

-This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

-This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

-This greeting implies no promise whatsoever by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

-This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

-This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

 

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

 

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged and all due clearances and consents of the same have been diligently obtained.

 

This greeting is made under English Law and shall be interpreted, construed and governed by the laws of England.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY 2017!

Love (whether actual, implied, inferred, explicit or ostensible) [Wishor]

 

My best wishes from the IACCM

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